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October 10, 2010

Caption Competition (23)

Filed under: Odds but not Sods — Tags: , , , — sarahcanterbury @ 11:47 am

Test Match Sofa Teamtalk: “No you can’t tweet in your innings.” (TootingTrumpet)

Captain Dan in the glasses and white hat, Nigel in the middle with glasses, Jarrod in the red cap, Dev in the England hat, Ben in stripy blue & brown cap, Hendo on right with pads, plus Tom on extreme left, Kato, Ralph and guest ringers Ravi, Adil & Ajit.

Test Match Sofa v Middlesex Lord’s Taverners, Sunbury CC, 18 September 2010

© Sarah Ansell

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19 Comments »

  1. Surely one of us can bowl overarm?

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:10 pm

  2. Look, I’m not going to ask you to swear on the Koran, but I want to know you did that fart in the dressing room.

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:11 pm

  3. Okay – my contact lens is somewhere down there. First one who finds it gets to bat Number Three.

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:13 pm

  4. So, it’s two pints of lager, two of bitter, three Guinnesses, a G&T..

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:14 pm

  5. Jeez – surely one of us brought a box.

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:16 pm

  6. Who’s got the biscuit? What – you’ve never heard of soggy biscuit?

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:18 pm

  7. No you can’t tweet in your innings.

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:19 pm

  8. Dan – You! Four to my left! Don’t piss in the middle!

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:25 pm

  9. If we shuffle towards me very slowly, we’ll be roughing it up just on a length.

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:27 pm

  10. Geoff Miller is turning up at some point this afternoon..

    Comment by tootingtrumpet — October 10, 2010 @ 12:28 pm

  11. The Kent Stonhenge reinactment society hold their AGM.

    Comment by Rozz — October 10, 2010 @ 1:58 pm

  12. Right, I’m not saying we’re screwed but Jarrod turns the ball less than Nathan Hauritz so we may need a plan B.

    Comment by kirbyakasid — October 10, 2010 @ 3:29 pm

  13. OK chaps, our plan to injure the oppo in the field by making them laugh so hard that 3 of them break a rib, hasn’t worked.

    So, we’re going to put Jarrod on and they’ll try to hit the ball so hard, that they will injure themselves by doing a Symonds and rip their bicep from the bone.

    Comment by Paul Frame — October 12, 2010 @ 11:25 am

  14. “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.”

    Comment by Ben — October 12, 2010 @ 12:11 pm

  15. Okay lads, my hat may be too small, Jarrod may be perving on Sarah again and it looks like Ben thinks he’s back at school – but we can win th- TOM WAKE UP DAMNIT! We CAN win this. We have some Pakistanis on our team, and we all know that at our level Pakistani players are the best. So let’s get out there and- What? They have an ex-professional? Ahh fuck, oh well guys, let’s just show that bastard up and lose by one run so I can win the bet – okay?

    Comment by Steven Ellans (Cerebz) — October 12, 2010 @ 12:48 pm

  16. Although if you want something shorter:-
    “Seconds before Tom hits the floor”

    Comment by Steven Ellans (Cerebz) — October 12, 2010 @ 12:54 pm

  17. and on the far right, much to his delight, Rob Key spies the pies, an aroma so bewitching from the pavilion kitchen…

    Comment by thebogfather — October 19, 2010 @ 10:40 pm

  18. Right, we are going to stand here until I find out which one of you sold the sofa to Test Match Special…

    Comment by The Ovenmeister — October 21, 2010 @ 1:42 pm

  19. ‘alright..remember, boys…if we lose this game, we lose the sofa!’

    Comment by bennyman0 — October 26, 2010 @ 4:51 pm


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