“In a shot rarely caught on camera, all six of the England players who didn’t have to qualify to play for England.” (Ian. Ok, this still includes 2 Saffer born cricketers but it made me laugh the most, so it wins!)
Matt Prior, Jimmy Anderson, Graeme Swann, Paul Collingwood, Ian Bell & Andrew Strauss.
England v Australia, Day 2, Fifth Test, The Oval, 21 August 2009
© Sarah Ansell
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I’ll just stand back here lads till the whiff passes, I think I nearly followed through then!
Comment by Mark Cooper — March 12, 2010 @ 9:57 am
Colly: “Look lads, the batsmen left 30 minutes ago and I need a piss.”
Comment by Dave Bird — March 12, 2010 @ 9:57 am
Ok I know you’re not joining us in Bangladesh but you might want to be part of the team for now
Comment by Sarah Humphrey — March 12, 2010 @ 10:00 am
With Prior’s and Bell’s hands stuck to their heads, Colly and Swann turn to see Tredwell on the balcony flicking the v’s and waving a tube of superglue.
Comment by The Ovenmeister — March 12, 2010 @ 10:48 am
Are you going to join us in the next waltz Mr Strauss, or are you de-composing back there?
Comment by Vokel Yokel — March 12, 2010 @ 11:27 am
Colly (to Strauss): Why aren’t you in the same line as us?
Strauss: Er, new position, backward slip.
Comment by Rishabh — March 12, 2010 @ 11:54 am
Strauss” OK boys I’ve had a good look at you all,……….. the winner of the most Girly Looking Arse Comp is Matt! “
Comment by Mark Cooper — March 12, 2010 @ 2:53 pm
Colly to Strauss “eh, Straussy, Swannies chin is blocking my view of the batsman!”
Strauss to Colly “why do you think I am standing here, Colly!”
Comment by Derek Wood — March 13, 2010 @ 1:54 am
In a shot rarely caught on camera, all six of the England players who didn’t have to qualify to play for England.
Comment by Ian — March 15, 2010 @ 1:06 pm
Colly – ‘Ere, Swanny, who’s that cute bird over there pointing the camera at us?
Comment by The Skiver — March 24, 2010 @ 10:38 am
If this was Fighting Talk, you’d be getting the Microsoft sound they use to denote minus points when someone has googled an answer! Though makes a pleasant change from Sarah’s Knickers!
Comment by sarahcanterbury — March 24, 2010 @ 10:48 am
It was so horny in the slip line that Straussy had to take a step back with his floppy.
Comment by Jon — March 24, 2010 @ 10:49 am
Straussy: “Matt, if you and the lads want to do YMCA, I’m having nothing to do with it”
Comment by Seismicshed — March 24, 2010 @ 10:59 am
Collingwood “Here Straussy, that photographer’s not wearing any knickers
Comment by AndyinBrum — March 24, 2010 @ 11:30 am