“Joan put on her new orange top and headed for The Oval, where she was horrified by the bum-touching.”
(Marc – poll winner with 50% of the vote – congrats to him & thanks as ever to all who entered/voted)
England celebrate the wicket of Mitchell Johnson – caught Prior, bowled Swann for 11.
In shot (visibly): James Anderson, Peter Siddle, Andrew Flintoff, Alastair Cook, Jonathan Trott, Matt Prior, Graeme Swann & Paul Collingwood.
England v Australia, Day 2, Fifth Test, The Oval, 21 August 2009
© Sarah Ansell
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“ooooh, I wish you were a girl”
Comment by Dave Bird — January 25, 2010 @ 11:58 am
I’m glad that Lleyton Hewitt doesn’t play cricket. I hear he never gives up.
Comment by Dave Bird — January 25, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
I’ll just cover your rear in case the sunshine dazzles the photographer
Comment by The Skiver — January 25, 2010 @ 12:11 pm
Group hug? Pah! THIS is how we do it at Warwickshire…
Comment by The Skiver — January 25, 2010 @ 12:11 pm
If only Allen Stanford had touched your arse Matt and not your wife’s -he doesnt know what he is missing!
Comment by Richard Bond — January 25, 2010 @ 2:07 pm
What? Buttock niggles can creep up on you in a flash, you know that! Remember Broady and Colly? Constant vigilance is the only way!
Comment by reina — January 25, 2010 @ 2:13 pm
This is not a caption, but I love how Trott is the only player going for the ass. Oh Saffers!!
Comment by Purna — January 25, 2010 @ 6:48 pm
Purna, Trott going for Prior’s arse is the thing I love most about this pic! Just makes me smile!
Comment by sarahcanterbury — January 25, 2010 @ 6:50 pm
Thats pure filth Sarah
Comment by Ben — January 28, 2010 @ 2:24 pm
Trotty may have just been getting to grips with the England team, but Matt still hasn’t got to grips with Steve.
Comment by Rob — January 25, 2010 @ 6:57 pm
Do you think this can be deemed as attempted ball tampering!
Comment by Rebecca McGrath — January 25, 2010 @ 6:58 pm
Swann to Trott: “Hands off Trott. You can’t come in with your flash accent, Matt’s mine.”
Comment by Simon — January 25, 2010 @ 8:10 pm
This Human Pyramid celebration went so much better in training.
Comment by Jon — January 25, 2010 @ 8:21 pm
Bit long, but:
“Cracking catch you baldy old tosser” yelled Swanny in delight as he hugged his team-mate.
“Not bad for a saffer”, joined in Colly, eager to slap the wicket-keeper on the back.
“What a cheek!” whispered Trott as he fondled the Prior rear.
Comment by Mel — January 25, 2010 @ 10:55 pm
Have you got my English passport safe
Comment by Scott barnes — January 26, 2010 @ 6:41 am
Can I vote? I think Scott Barnes wrote the winning caption, no offence to the rest.
Comment by Purna — January 27, 2010 @ 5:12 am
Joan put on her new orange top and headed for The Oval, where she was horrified by the bum-touching.
Comment by Marc — January 27, 2010 @ 4:40 pm
“Dont worry, your wallets still there, you just never know when youre playing the convicts !!”
Comment by kjlast — January 29, 2010 @ 12:49 pm
Public displays of affection Yet another English Cricket tradition to upset lovely Mr Kimber
Comment by Sarah Humphrey — January 29, 2010 @ 1:02 pm
Ima let you finish but Freddy gots the softest posterior on the field.
Comment by Rohan — January 29, 2010 @ 1:04 pm
Mitchell Johnson – caught Prior bowled Swann.
Prior – caught by Swann and bowled by Trott!
Comment by sigh_guy — January 29, 2010 @ 1:40 pm
As the biggest swinger in the team Anderson hurried from fine leg to join in the fun.
Comment by The Ovenmeister — January 29, 2010 @ 4:31 pm
Trott has a hand in the celebrations.
Comment by Ben — January 29, 2010 @ 8:16 pm
Swann: “Don’t worry about his right hand Matt, you can’t see what he’s doing with his left.”
Comment by Ian — January 30, 2010 @ 11:20 pm
Dont worry about where he was born, he is right at home with the English penchant for buggery.
Comment by Ben — January 31, 2010 @ 12:02 am
“Hold him tigh Swanny, if i’m gonna get that ball out it’s gonna be messy..!”
Comment by Chris Whitton — February 1, 2010 @ 9:41 am
Cricinfo.com: Trott gets ban for buttock tampering
Comment by cecimasters — February 1, 2010 @ 9:47 am
The hard lot of an Australian bowler – celebrations like these only at the fall of his 300th wicket.
Comment by bettiwettiwoo — February 1, 2010 @ 10:19 am
Flintoff, looking a little dejected, thinks “Wish they’d grab my butt when I take a catch?”
Comment by Smithers — February 1, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
“It’s only a pat on the arse mate! You won’t believe what I’m going to do if you get another wicket!
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Comment by Mark Cooper — February 2, 2010 @ 1:19 pm
Despite getting Aussie wicket,Prior is big Down Under.
Comment by Vokel Yokel — February 3, 2010 @ 2:48 pm
Ssssssssssh. Jimmy’s coming.
Comment by David Bird — February 5, 2010 @ 2:11 pm